Windbreaker needs a wake-up call

Tell me, Tillie,


My husband breaks wind every morning like clockwork before we even get out of the bed. I have told him that I think it's disgusting, rude, and inconsiderate, but he continues with the daily routine. What should I do?


-"Gassed out"





Dear Gassed,


Punch him in the throat when he toots. If that doesn't stop him, try the balls.

Tillie